I, Musical Genius letra

I'm sorry my friends if I've become drunk with power
I'm sorry my friends if I blame it on being drunk (hi mom I'm drunk!)
Truth of the matter is I'm turning into a sexist
A fucking asshole pretentious snob
And all the shit I talked behind your back I'm never gonna say it to your face!
I'm sorry my friends if we're asking for money
I'm sorry my friends if its a thousand a show (that's 14 bucks!)
Truth of the matter is I'm not here to make a living
But Jay Navarro told me once he had to feed his baby
So four more at the door means your putting more food in my mouth
And if you help my band, well then we can be friends
But I've never seen your band I was too busy drinking

I don't wanna think about yesterday
And all those stupid games we played were not okay
I don't wanna be that tomorrow!
I don't wanna think about yesterday
And if we pull that shit today I swear I'll say
I am gonna be here tomorrow!

I'm sorry my friends for this record I'm signing
I'm sorry, I swear its not an ego thing (I'll sign your shirt)
Truth of the matter is I thought I was immune to it
But turns out like everybody else I'm looking for acceptance
This autographs a contract claiming you'll accept my word as law
Listen to the Clash, D4, Pet Sounds, buy shirt, buy disc, posters, mailing list
Yea, I know, I wasn't at the show
I was too busy drinking by myself

I don't wanna think about yesterday
And all those stupid games we played were not okay
I don't wanna be that tomorrow
I don't wanna think about yesterday
And if we pull that shit today, declare with me
"I am gonna destroy my local rockstar!"

Can you promise me one thing?
Will you let me go under in a sea of my own hype
And if I reach for your hand to get my feet back on the ground will you please not help me up?
Will you just let me die in my own web of lies
Like money's not an issue and this music's not for sale
Don't be fooled
Everything's for sale

I am gonna destroy my local rockstar!

The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Letras

• "Yeah, I Don't Know What It's Like To Be Around A Bunch Of Hipsters"
• (I Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes
• 1-800-alarm-me
• 15 Stitches And A Headache
• 2445
• Abandon Ship
• Abnormality
• American Penis
• And The Flame Dies Out Again
• Better Off Dead
• Built To Fail, Motherfucker
• Disappointment At The Taco Bell
• Everything But The Pizza
• Fuck You
• Go Ska!
• Got Filk?
• Have Fun Rotting By Yourself
• I Hate Punk Rock
• I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
• I Like Green Day
• I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew
• I, Musical Genius
• I've Got Enemies In High Places
• Jared Cohn Can Suck My Cock
• Kill The President
• Kill Your Cats
• Last On My List
• Meatheads Attack Spencer At 9
• Melon Country
• November Rain
• People Pops & Fudgesicles For The Shit Factory
• Piss Off
• Plaid Girl
• Pornocracy
• Radio Single
• RocketRocketRocketship
• Royale Fuck Deluxe
• Royale Fuck Deluxe 2
• Rstlne
• Smelly
• So Let's Go Nowhere
• Somebody Wrote This Song Already
• Someone Wrote This Song Already
• Sorry, We Steal
• Spitpile
• The Guy From Subway
• The Last Bell I Will Ever Hear
• The Pez Song
• The Song That Girl Sings
• Theme Song
• This Song Has No Effect On You
• Where's My Sleeve